By Michael Jahn
An informed source has revealed that President Bush plans to pardon Duane "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman, who was arrested for snatching someone off the street in Mexico.
It's illegal to snatch someone off the street in Mexico. Snatching a bag of weed and making haste for the border apparently isn't, however.
President Bush also was behind the early release of Paris Hilton and is reported working on a commuted sentence for Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis, who is in the cooler in Reno for tax evasion.
Regarding the early release of Hilton, "The President wanted to help someone widely regarded as being his intellectual equal," the source added.
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